If it has wheels, I can break it.
I have built/modified/owned/misconstructed these bikes:
"Moxie": The chopper with the prototype of the Frankenstein Fork
"Boot Scoot": The cruiser/BMX hybrid. The wheelie machine.
"The Corkscrew": You gotta see it.

Turn Ons: fist fights

Turn Offs: crybabies

Zodiacal Info: 03.04

DB Number: 3.14

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