for more cryptic interpretations, for more awe, download and install Frankenstein or Berliner, freaky-ass gothic ttf fonts

The Giant List of Numbers as set in stone sometime on 31 July 2018, far later than midnight on the 30th.

race day is  Saturday, August 4,
aka Saturday, 8, 4, i.
(if you're too slow to figure the 84i as the date of the race)
this numbering nonsense has ben shut the fork down 11:59pm PDT Sunday, 29 July, and there will be *NO* complaining.

KEY: bb=beacon bitch . fs=flying squeegee . h=henchman . lb=live baby . m=maiden court . o=official . r=racer . z=zoobomber

yeah shirt sizes, right...  apparently people ordering the shirts know what's up?

baby baby, oooh baby baby
dead baby


half baby


royalty


dbbbbq

beer

medic

holy

art butcher

event planning

flying squeegee! keep a cool head!
flying
squeegee

last year's
winner

-paid-

-paid-
1st last
year

retired

henchman

having trouble finding a number? may I suggest a ctrl-F (find on page) search for it?

final print lists of numbers from the long past races here:

2004
VIII

2005
IX

2006
X

2007
XI

2008
XII

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0/0

 

S

r

1/0


M

r

-666

renate l

S

r

-273

 

L

r

-137

 

gS

r

-18

 

XL

r

sqrt(-1)

 

L

r

i


M

r

<0
S?r

0


L

r

00

XL

r

000

 

L

 r

0000

 

XL

r

000000


L

r

1/137


XL

r

0/0


yL/D

 

.08%


M

r

.39%


S

r

1/3

 

S

r

10/30


M

r

.666


L

r

1

L

fs

01

 

M

r

001

 

L

r

1.618


M

r

sqrt(2)

 

M

r

2


gM

r

2.718
M r

2/75

 

3XL

 h

02

 

S

  r

3

L

o

33/11


S

r

3V07

 

M

r

03

 

M

r

003

 

S

r

3.14

M

m

3.141
S r


D

r

4

S

o

IV

M

04

 

S

r

4:44


M

r

5


S

r

5.16

 

L

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5 ¾
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M
r

6

S

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06


S

r

6.626

 

M

r

7


S

r

7.13


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r

07

L

r

0707

 

M

r

007


M

r

8

 

M

r

08

 

L

r

9

super m

2XL

r

09

 

S

r

DO009


M

r

10

 

XL

r

10 3/8


S

r

X


M

r

10-4
M r

11

 

S

o

1121
XL r
01134
jordan w
M

111175


L

r

012

L

o

12

L

r

12AX7


M

r

1220


L

r

1272

 

S

r

13

L

0013


S

z

1313

 

L

r

14

 

M

r

15

XL

1580

 

S

r

16


L

r

17


XL

1722

 

L

r

1729


M

r

1738j aLr
1759arthur g2XLr

171717

XL

r

18*

 

L

 r

1812


S

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186212

 

XL

r

1895


M

r

19

S

o

1911


S

r

1957


M

r

1966


L

r

1969


L

r

1970

 

L

r

1971


M

r

1972

L

r

1973


yM

r

1975

 

M

r

1977

 dusty k

M

r

1979

 

S

r

1980


S

r

1981

 

S

r

1982

 

XL

r

1984


M

r

1985dirt eLr
1987
aquacreep
M
r

1988


S?

r

1991maurice bMr
1994
M r

1995

 

M

 

1999


M

r

20


L?

r

206

 

S

r

2012


S

r

2015
L r
2018bambam kXLr

21


M

22

L

r

2217

2XL, S

.22

 

S

r

23

M

flying squeegee! keep a cool head!

23
M, 18mos r

232


M

r

023

 

L

r

2320

dodi

3XL

o

2320 1/2

 

3XL

o

2325


L

r

233

 

S

r

24

zach g

L

r

24/7
amanda p
S

25

tony r

M

 o

2525


M

 

2552

 

XL

r

26

 

gP

r

2600
L r

27


2XL

r

2785

 

L

r

28

 

L

r

2813

 

L

r

2837

     
2897matthew?Lr

29

devlin w

S

 r

30

 

L

r

309

 

L

 

.30-06

 

2XL

31

 

L

31337


L

r

314

 

L

r

318

 

S

r

32
ARZ

 

S

r

032

 

M

r

0320

 

L

r

322

 

D?

r

323   L dbbbc
327
S r

33

M

mama

3323


M

r

333

XL

3333mike mLr

34

gabbi

L

 r

3444

 

L

r

3457rose bS  For realz tho.r

35

 

XL

.

357

 

M

r

36

 

M

r

3624
M r

360


XL, L,
yL,
yM

369

 

XL

r

362436


M

r

37

yianni p

L

r

38

 

D

r

3825

 

XL

r

3848
M

39

 

M

r

39.8
M r

399


L

r

40

S

r

0407


41

 

L

r

411

L

r

413


2XL

r

418

M

r

4130

 

M

r

4141
L r

42

L

o

0x2A


M

r

420

 mr. safety / mikey j XL  r
421$ean eMr
422shaun wXL
420/20
L r

4277

 

XL

r

43

 

M

r

044


M

r
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44


M

441

 

XL

r

4439

 

M

444

 

S

r

448


L

r

45

nick f

L

r

46

 

XL

46-2

 

L

r

4617

 

L

r

47

 

S

 

48

 

M

r

49

fagenblum

S?

r

494


S

r

050
L r

50

2XL

o

503

 

L

z

505

 

L

r

506


XL

r

51

 

L

r

5415salt

5150


S

r

52

 

S

r

05210

 

M

r

5250

XL

523

 

L

r

53

 

S

r

53i

 

L

r

5309


S

r

54

 L

vb

541
XL r
5417saltLr

547

 

M

r

55


 XL

r

5537
XL r
5555hr mMr

5569

 

M

r

555

 

L

r

557


gL or yM

r

56

M

o

57


L

.

58


S

r

59

XL

r

60

devlin w

S

o

600

 

M

r

6007

 

2XL

r

606

 

S

o

61

 

M

r

61119
L r

616

S

r

618

 

L

r

62

 

M

r

63

 

L

r

64

 

L

r

65

.

L

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657

 

L

 

66

 

M

r

66.6

 

M

r

666

2XL

o

DCLXVI
L r

669

duggan b

XL

r

6669


L

r

666666

M

o

667

 

gxl

 

668

 

L

oot

67

 

M

r

678


M

r

68


S

r

069


M

r

0069
L r

69

dookiex

!XL!

flying squeegee! keep a cool head!
art director

695

 

M

r

6959
M r

6969

 

XL

69-1

 

L

r

70


M

r

7018

  L r

71


3XL

r

711 c j XL
718   gL r

72

 

M

r
727
XL r

7272

 

L

r

73

jess b

XL

7305

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737

 

M

r

7376


XL  

74


M

r

747

L

r

75


S r

7531


M

r
7568
XL r
7591
M r

75 1/8

  L r

76


2XXXL r
76208jj pSr

77

M

o

7734

 

L

r

777

  L r

78

  L r
7865richard lXLr

79

  S r
7969
L r

80

  M r

7777


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r

802   L o
8055helex wMr

808

 

XL

r

81

 

2XL

r

82

.

S

.

821   L  
83 sam m L

r

.83
L r
0.83   L r
837   L r

84

 

2XL

r
.84   S r
85   L z

8545

 

M

 

86

M

864   XL r

87


XL

 r
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M r

88

 

D

r

89

S

 

90

 

2XL

 r

907 zac c L r
alt90      

91

 

support

 b

911

D

r

914
S r

92


M

r

920   L r
928   L r

93

 

s

r

939
M r

94

 

L

r

95

 

XL

r

96   M r
97   M  r
98
M  r

99

 

M

99
L flying squeegee! keep a cool head!

999

2XL

9999   L r
100   M r
1000
L r
1001   M r
1007
S
1008   M r
1009   M r
1017
L r

101


S

r
102   M  

103

 

S

 r
105   M r

106

 

L

 
1066
L r

107


M

r
108
L r

109

 

M

r

110

.

L

.

111

 

2XL

r

1111

L

o

1113   M r

112

.

L

.

113

L

1134
XL r
114 M

115

 

S

r.

116

 

L

.

117

L

o

118

 

L

.

119

M

 

120


M

.

122

M

o

123

XL

r

124

 

XL

  r

125


XL

r.

126   L  

0126


M

.r

1268

bill l

M

 o

127

.

M

.

128

.

M

.

129


S

.r

130

.

L

 .

131


XL

r

132

 

S

r.

133

.

M

.

1337 XL r

134


L

r

135   ?  

136

 

L

r

137

 

L

r

138

 

M

 

139

?

XL

h

140

?

XL

h

141

?

3XL

h

142


S

r

143

 

L

 

144

 

M

 

145

 

M

r

146

histruerealan g

S

r

147

.

S

.

148

 

2XL

r

149

   

.r

150
dream

 bryce w

2XL

 r

151

M

  o

152

.

M

.

153

.

L

.

154


M

.r

155
L r
156   M  
157   L  
158   M  

159

 

S

r

160
L r
161   M  r
162   L
163   M  
1632
3XL r
164   M  
165   L  
166
D  bb
16661
L r
167  mike r L  r

168

 

M

  r

169   M  
170   M  

171

 

XL

 
172   M  
173   M  

174

 

XL

  r

175   M  

176

 ted h

L

 

177

 

L

r

178

 

S

r

179

 

S

 

180

rose j

L

r

181

 

S

 

182

 

L

 

183

 

L

r

184


S

r

185

 

M

 

186

 

S

r

187


M

r

  188    XL

189

 

L

 

190

 

L

 
191  

L

 
00200   2XL  
207
M r
211   M r

212

 

L

r

213
M r
221   XL  
237
XL r
225   kid  
241 sean e M r
2411
M r

242

XL

flying squeegee! keep a cool head!

313 S bb
315
M r
321 kevin c M r
322   XL r
327 prof d M r
334   XL r
371
M r
404
M r
406   XL
415   S r
451
L r
459
S r
42069 4XL r
420247   XL r
5000bridget fkidr
501   L r
510   S r
518
XL r
52079
S r
565.99
XL r
6000jeff bLr
602
2XL r
605
XL r
608
M r

Kid Army
(so far, and rather unconfirmed)

0123   tiny lb
101000   tiny lb
1011      
061803   S 6-8 lb
121503   tiny lb
515
yM lb?
521stacy oMr
524   tiny lb
720
yM lb

Spares (the 700+ club)

those once too lame to preregister

701   L  
702   L  
703   L  
704   L  
705   L  
706   L  
707   L  
708   M  
709   M r
710    
712   M  
713   S r
714   S  
715   S  
716
M z
717   XL  
718
M r
719   XL  
721      
722      
723      
724   2XL r
725    S  
726      
728      
729      
730      
786   S r
789   XL r
800   L r
8008luna d

80085 marie b S r
811
M r
813
M r
815   M r
818
D r
       
840
S r
849
M r
850
M r
 855      
864    D  r
888   L r
928
L r
74402      
infinity+1   S r
chris s XL r

M r

them that help us

    M  
 91   L  nb
 91   gM  nb
 91   M  nb
    L  
    L x2  
    2XL  
  bands M x2  
    3X+ XL  
    XL  
    L L  
    M L  
    M  
924
M r
    gxl r
    L mc
       
 

thems too lame to pick a number,
and will therefore get none, or at best the pick of the litter
confirm!

adler    S  
11ty
M r
PV=NRT
XL r
2x2=5
XL r

KEY: bb=beacon bitch . fs=flying squeegee . h=henchman . lb=live baby . m=maiden court . o=official . r=racer . z=zoobomber

shirt sizing sane except for lowercase g prefixing for girl-shirts (take your chances, girl-shirts run insanely tight / gXXL seems to equal unisex M or so) and lowercase y for youth shirts, which make a little more sense (yL seems to equal unisex M or so), and oy yeah, capital D means you've supplieD your shirt quite earyl on. we'll give you a coupla bux off if you get it to us.


dead baby


half baby


royalty


dbbbbq

beer

medic

holy

art butcher

event planning

last year's
winner

-paid-

-paid-
1st last
year

retired

henchman

e-mail confirmations to deadbabybikes@hotmail.com

preregister now!

get me the hell
out of here!!
I'm scared!

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WHAT

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