as used by Dead Babies, followers of Bicycle Jesus, and soon the Entire World's Populace

BFH noun a hopefully exceedingly large hammer

CANPYRE noun a mostly benevolent and benificient creature of the dark who seeks bottles and cans for what it gives them
CRAPPY STICK noun any piece of relatively straight, skinny, and preferably light and flimsy material that you can put through a frame's tubing to see where things will or won't want to end up before you cut anything

DILLIGAF  acronym "Do I Look Like I've Got a Fork?" or something like that.

DEAD BABY FLU affliction doesn't take a club ride, sometimes just occurs after hanging out with bad company. syptoms include but are not limited to: inability to attend work, painful standing or even sitting upright, and general malaise.

FORVM noun 1. a place where Dead Baby or anyone else can discuss topics on the internet located here or where you see the little   2. a place where Penthouse prints their sex stories

GUTENTIGHT - ADJ - gERMAN TORQUE SPOT
sPOTTIGHT - TORQUEING SO HARD YOU SEE SPOTS

HALFA- pref. - one half of  (one), as in "Like I give halfacrap?"

HAMSTER

RUDE-DRIVER noun - a screwdriver used for doing nasty things it weren't meant to do, such as prying, chiseling, paint-scraping, hole-punching, etc.  Need not be suitable for driving screws anymore. 

SAND noun - a loose granular material that results from the disintegration of rocks, consists of particles smaller than gravel but coarser than silt, and is used in mortar, glass, abrasives, and foundry molds b : soil containing 85 percent or more of sand and a maximum of 10 percent of clay; broadly : sandy soil
STARTLE verb a quaint British term for the use of impact (force applied over a short time period, like a hammer blow to a wrench handle) to free stuck parts 

VAGINA: noun 1 : a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice of the genital canal  2 : a canal that is similar in function or location to the vagina and occurs in various animals other than mammals
VOKKENPUCH mode of transportation from the German, sometimes the only method of getting somewhere with a flat tire almost on time